Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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