Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This is my gift to your gina
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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