And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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