Non-Jews are for practice
My underwear smells like fireworks.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
