Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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