we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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