That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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