It's like God shit irony all over that family
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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