the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
