i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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