I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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