either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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