yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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