I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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