You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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