Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend