Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog