Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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