so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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