Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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