if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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