my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My feet surprised me
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