all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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