He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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