Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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