haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?