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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This guy has a retainer. We're golden.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children

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• (903): View more from Texas

  On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?

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  Definite 12.2 but worth it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.

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  Who is this?

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