If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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