a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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