Its about making memories worth repressing
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
