Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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