I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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