She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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