Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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