Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize