There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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