she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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