just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
