She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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