did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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