You really coming over, don't trick.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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