I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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