there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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