Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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