What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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