he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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