Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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