Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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