ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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