So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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