who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Someone came in the potted fern
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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