problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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its like you know when i get waxed
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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