Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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