real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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