i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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