the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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