Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
3 2 1 whiskey
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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