dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I love having hate sex.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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