garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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