Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Randomize
