I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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