Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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